Dumb Ways To Die - - - 超好看的！

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 Set fire to your hair

在你的头发上点火

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

用木支捅大灰熊

Eat medicines that’s out of date

食用过期的药物

Use your private parts as piranha bait

用自己的私处当食人鱼的鱼饵

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

蠢的死法，太多蠢蠢的死法

Get your toast out with a fork

用叉子来掏出烤面包

Do your own electrical work

自己当电工

Teach yourself how to fly

自学当飞机师

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

吃一个两个星期没冷藏的馅饼

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

蠢的死法，太多蠢蠢的死法

Invite a psycho-killer inside

邀请一个神经病杀手到屋里

Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride

刮花了毒贩的新车

Take your helmet off in outer space

在太空把头盔取下

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

藏身在烘干机里

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

蠢的死法，太多蠢蠢的死法

Keep a rattlesnake as pet

养一条响尾蛇当宠物

Sell both the kidneys on the internet

在网上出售自己的两颗肾脏

Eat a tube of superglue

吞了一管强力胶

“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

“我在想这红按钮有何用处？”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

蠢的死法，太多蠢蠢的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

在狩猎季节把自己打扮得像一只麋鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

无缘无故打扰黄蜂的巢

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

站在火车站平台的边缘上

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

开车迫不及待的绕过悬臂不让火车先过

Run across the tracks between the platforms

横跨于轨道运行平台之间

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

他们可能不押韵，但他们很有可能

Dumbest ways to die 

最蠢的死法

Dumbest ways to die

最蠢的死法

Dumbest ways to die

最蠢的死法

So many dumb

太多蠢蠢的

So many dumb ways to die

太多蠢蠢的死法

Be safe around trains. A message from Metro 

注意列车周围的安全。一个从地铁发出的消息